orgasm machine

Let's say some random person in a lab coat  

gave you an unknown device with many functions 

A device that could at the touch of a button 
give you an intense orgasm.

Would you use it?

Funny

WTF? Little Tay.

Recently I was reading a story about a nine year old called little tay.
Little Tay is suppose to be a very popular youtuber.
Her videos however are very lacking and don't seem to have any content.
All little Tay talks about is that she is super rich.
So in order to give her an opportunity to prove her wealth
I asked for $500 and she said no.
If she has millions of dollars and makes $500,000 per day
Why would she refuse to send me five hundred dollars?
For a self proclaimed rich child that should be her lunch money.

Which is why I realized that she was a fraud and I told every one I could
that Little Tay was a fraud.
Then some youtuber released footage revealing she was doing scripted videos.
An instead of people saying Ryan you were right.
People are praising this leaked footage guy.

FUCKING ASSHOLES!

Just once I fucking wish I could use my talent for telling people the truth
with out sugar coating it to make money.
If a company paid me money to tell people the truth about stuff that would be awesome.
But modern corporate america doesn't want to hear negative things about their products.
They don't want to know that the shoe they make is a clone of another shoe.
A shoe that fell apart in a month of normal walking.
They don't wanna hear that the next generation console runs slower than the previous generation
because of all of the additional features and in game lower screen content such as online notifications.
Really? Why do I give a shit Tom is playing Resident evil, If I am playing Grand Theft Auto?
The number one answer is I don't.

If only I could get paid for doing what comes natural...

safe zone

Если вы в настоящее время есть такие элементы, как скрытые pornografic журналы или
второй телефон для связи с вашей любовницей.
Ноутбук, содержащий гигабайты случайного порно видео с моментом, когда вы были одиночными
  вы не хотите, чтобы ваша религиозная жена увидела.
Что бы я ни делал, я не буду задавать вопросы, если вы хотите получить
избавиться от упомянутого предмета, чтобы избежать последствий неправильного действия или жалобы.
Если вы хотите избежать этого, это неправильно в глазах божьей речи
или избегать гнева собственного праведного родителя, подруги или жены.
Вы можете отправить его мне по почте бесплатно.
Я не принимаю решение о предыдущем владельце
и я сброшу все устройства на настройки системной загрузки.
Любые документы уничтожены.
Денежные средства обменены чистыми вне банковскими секторами.
Не стесняйтесь давать мне свои нежелательные вещи.

Райан Леснер
Апартаменты 544
60 южный проспект
Гранд-Рапидс Мичиган США 49503

現在、隠されたポルノグラフィー雑誌や
あなたの愛人に連絡するための第2の電話。
あなたがシングルだったときからのランダムポルノビデオのギガバイトを含むラップトップ
  あなたは宗教的な妻に見てほしくはありません。
これまでのアイテムは何ですか？あなたが取得したい場合、私は質問しません。
間違った行為や不平を言い表すことを避けるために当該品目を取り除くこと。
あなたがこれを避けたいならば、これは神の言葉の目には間違っている
または自己の義理の親、ガールフレンドまたは妻の怒りを避ける。
あなたは私にそれを郵送する気がします。
私は前の所有者に判断を下さない
すべてのデバイスをシステムのブート設定にリセットします。
すべての文書が破棄されました。
現金以外の清潔な銀行部門を交換した。
私にあなたの不要なものを与える気にしてください。

ライアン・レスナー
アパートメント544
60南区の道
グランドラピッズミシガンUSA 49503

If you currently have items such as hidden pornografic magazines or
a second phone for contacting your mistress with.
A laptop containing gigabytes of random porn videos from when you were single
 you don't want your religious wife to see.
What ever the item is I won't ask questions if you wish to get
rid of said item to avoid implication of wrong doing or being complained to.
If you want to avoid the this is wrong in the eyes of god speech
or avoid the anger of a self righteous parent, girlfriend or wife.
You may feel free to mail it to me.
I don't pass judgment on the previous owner
and I reset all devices to system boot settings.
Any documents destroyed.
Cash exchanged clean outside banking sectors.
Feel free to give me your unwanted stuff.

Ryan Lesner
Apartment 544
60 south division avenue
Grand Rapids Michigan USA 49503