Recently I met a young woman named Amy Saint*patrick a 25 year old woman
who was wearing a pair of short shorts that were made of spandex and silk.
The shorts were about 2 sizes to small and were showing off her wonderful curves.
Her curvy ass was so attractive I was required to talk to her..

box

On Tuesday 6-11-2015 I got a priority mail package in the mail.
The box was 5.3 inches by 8.4 inches by 1.7 inches according to the OD labeling.
The box came from Midnight Gaming.
Midnight Gaming Incorporated is a role playing game supply and guide book supplier
based out of New York City.

I will post images of the very awesome dice they mailed to me.
The dice are well shaped and when I test rolled the dice. The dice rolled very high.
Which can be good if your attacking or dodging enemies.

questions

G mail Question 1: What is your favorite color?

You see as a child I liked the color green.
But recently I have discovered that I do not have a favored color.
In fact I often wear black which is void of all colors.
However I don't wear black often enough to consider it my favorite color.
So I don't have a favorite color.

Question 2: What is your favorite food?

I like pizza, Tacos, chilly dogs, Tuna helper, hamburgers, cake, cookies, fish sticks and chicken.
But I also enjoy sandwiches and beef veggie soup.
If given the choice between the items I would pick a large pizza with a two liter of soda.
With a side of bread sticks and cheese dipping sauce.
Along with chicken nuggets and a three layer cake.
However I don't have a type of food I eat all the time like pizza rolls.





Question 3: What is your favorite liquid to drink?

I drink Soda, Juice, energy drinks, Fruit & Veggie mix drinks, sports drinks and low alcohol percentage drinks.
I normally buy whatever is on sale with my food stamps.
I like V8 splash but it's not my favorite thing to drink.
If I was given a choice between a lifetime supply of mountain dew or a lifetime supply of Gatorade.
I would ask if the mountain dew came in twelve pack packages of canned soda.
If the soda came in a twelve pack I would accept because each can would be worth $0.10 in
Michigan. I could get $1.20 for a twelve pack of soda.
Five 12 packs of soda is about six dollars.

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Question 4: What does 2.5 + 2.5 + 0 =

The answer is 5....

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Question 5: what does 1+1-2+1+3-1+1-2+1-3+1 =

The answer is Zero or one...

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Question 6: Have you ever had sex with a female woman?

Yes I have. As a preteen, teenager and young adult I played football at Greenville senior high school
in Montcalm county in the state of Michigan. Greenville is a town founded by retired business men
who wanted to escape the urban or colored elements of the big city. Growing up in Greenville I not
once saw a " Black " guy and any visiting colored people were closely watched. Even if they were
only stopping at a gas station to refuel.

As a white guy with ocean blue eyes and shoulder long hair I was welcomed with open arms.
Due to my height and weight I was given an engraved invitation to join the football team.
As a tackler my only job on the team was to jump on top of people.
I would leap onto a guys back and hold on with every thing I had.
He would get tired and fall over onto the ground.
In exchange I would be praised and I became instantly popular.
As a popular football player young women were eager to be my girlfriend and pleasure me sexually.
I had sex 135 times before I finished my freshmen year.
So yes I have had sex in the past and I also have had sex a lot.

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Question 7: Why are you obsessed with sex/lover dolls?

You are not the first one to ask this question.
People in the past have asked me in person at parties
What is your favorite sex toy?
I often tell them I like full size life like silicone sex/lover dolls and they ask
" Why do you like lover/sex dolls? "
I enjoy sex/lover dolls because you get a full sized female woman with
an anus, Vagina , a mouth and a pair of DDD breast.
You will be able to engage in any sexual act you wish.
You could fuck this fake woman in the ass for six hours without any protest.
You could slide your cock into her mouth all the way to the base
and she wouldn't even gag as you fuck her mouth.
You get all the comfort, pleasure and physical presence of an actual woman
without the discomfort, disagreements or denied affection that is common
with male female relationships or male on male relationships.
So I prefer a sexual relationship with a female who cannot refuse my access to her vagina.
Yes a human female vagina does feel 15% more pleasureful.
However I would gladly trade a real vagina I can only access once a week for
a fake nearly realistic silicone vagina I can have access to whenever I wish.
No matter what time of day.
At 5 AM if I wish to fuck a woman's face for two hours I do not
require the permission from a woman to do so.
I just put my cock into her mouth and start fucking.
That's why sex/lover dolls are awesome.

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Question 8: Why do you always post images of you flipping off the camera?

I am a guy with bi-polar, manic depressive and Active Attention Disorder.
What would you expect a smile and a peace sign?
My often quoted saying is if you can be polite your welcome to speak to me.
If you just wanna trash talk....Fuck you!

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 Out of all the women in the world who are famous...
 Who is the one woman you would like to marry?

  Asa Akira or Angelina Jo-lee.

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If you had 3 billion dollars and could buy anything on the face of the earth...
What would you buy?

I would purchase a sea side property in the mountain or  jungle area of Japan
accessable only by helicopter with satellite accessable internet and cable Television.   

  I would also have a love/sex slave.
Most people will say that slavery ended a long time ago.
However if I had a vast amount of money and power I would use
my status to find a young attractive woman.
That would do whatever I told her to do.
If I said '' Honey would you like to suck on my dick until I cum. ''
She would willingly want to suck my dick and swallow my semen.

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Ryan You have images of video games and such on your facebook page.
But you claim that you have no income and you are broke.
How do you explain yourself ?

I am 100% broke and I am unimployed.were
An as I have said in the past I will accept any items you mail to my address.
In the past people have placed unwanted unused unenjoyed items into a box and mailed them to me.
I have excepted items that arrived in the mail willingly.
I allow the sender to know I received the items by photographing the items.
I also review the item sent to me.
I simply have not posted them yet.

X-box one

If you are an employee of Microsoft Incorporated and wish to have your products reviewed
by a honest unbiased person please mail such items to...

Ryan Lesner
Apartment 544
60 south Division Avenue
Grand Rapids Michigan 49503

I would eagerly accept any items you send me.
However if you send me a video game please include the console that goes along with it.
I currently do not own any video game consoles.
If I had an X-Box one video game console with the dead rising 3 video game.
I would be so utterly happy that I would do a little dance and sing " Yeah! Yeah! "
I really wish I had a X-Box one and I would kill a small dog to get one

magician

Recently Via my G mail account I was asked
" Ryan if there was a magician who could make only one object appear...
   What object would you choose? "

If I was to choose any object I would pick an X-box one with the game disk dead rising 3 inside.

If I was walking down the street and saw a delivery truck wide open filled with X-Box one dead rising addition
boxes I would steal one in a heart beat and I would run as fast as possible.

So if you own an X-box one and the game dead rising 3 and you no longer use both of of the items
Please mail the items to my address....

Ryan Lesner
Apartment 544
60 south Division Avenue
Grand Rapids Michigan 49503

I want free stuff

Recently while on Google searching for free or 90% off items. I found a internet sight called Shannon.
Shannon had items at 85% off and after I was on her sight for 6 seconds I realized it was a sex toy website.
The website had full size silicone love dolls with functional mouth, anus and vagina.
I wonder how much are these dolls? They were $100.00 plus shipping.
I simply said " Where is the money fairy at when I need her? "
An I know what your thinking. Your like " Money fairy? What The Fuck? "
As you play lottery a sexually attractive fairy will float down and land on your shoulder.
She whispers the numbers in your ear...Only if you have been a good person.
Hey if you believe an angel will descend from heaven upon your death.
Why can't you believe in the money fairy?
Anyway when I saw that the website had fully functional sentence speaking love doll with
realistic wig hair I said " I could love that doll intensely. "

However the dream of being able to screw a plastic vagina whenever I wish vanished when I
remember that I had no money and no income. However if you purchased a lover/sex doll and
you didn't open the box or simply got a newer model later an you wish to get rid of it.
Please clean it up and mail it too me at.....

Ryan Lesner
Apartment 544
60 south Division Avenue
Grand Rapids Michigan 49503

However if you manufacturer lover/sex dolls and have products that are
 UN retail-able or sold due to minor damages such as a missing plastic eye
or missing toes or misshapen body feel free to mail all such products
to my address.

grand mother + bender = ouch

Now recently someone on G-mail chat ask me '' Do you think my grand mother would like a blender for Christmas '' 

I should say '' If your grand mother enjoys baking cookies then she will like a blender or a mixer. ''
But most of the time when I get an image of an older person over 50 I get the image of a guy standing in front
of a DVD player looking at it with a confused look on his face saying
 '' Where in the hell do I insert the video tape ''
I have seen older people attempt to put a VCR tape into a DVD player.
I have seen DVD's jammed into VCR tape players.
I have seen CD disk on record players and Audio tapes jammed into 8 track players.
I once saw a battery powered tooth brush placed in a drawer next to a plastic penis..
So when I think about a person over 60 with a blender I often wonder how horror able it will turn out.
'' Are you sure this is a penis enlarger honey ''

'' Are you sure that you can put that into the oven ''
'' I dropped my pills in there is it safe to reach into it while it's on? ''

So when ever I am asked those questions I ask how old she is
and recommend Viagra or season 1 to 5 of law and order. 
The Viagra comment get's a laugh until I explain Grandpa has not had sex in ten years.
Which I can say weirdos a lot of people out.
When people hear that their grand parents are not getting laid it is very creepy.
After hearing that people are never the same again.
Like that white t shirt that you spilled red wine onto.

An when someone ask me about an outfit that they are attempting to improve I can not say
anything correctly about it.  If you work at Meijer Or K-mart Or Walmart and you are required
to wear a red or blue work shirt and you wanna make it look less horror able. It's not gonna happen.
You work uniform is unfashionable and looks ugly compared to your other close.
No matter what pair of pants you wear your uniform will not look stylistic.
The one uniform I saw that was the most forgiving was at a spartan super market.
 The employees wear blue jeans, white T-shirts and a black vest.
The vest had a plastic name tag with the employees name in all capital letters

JOHN SMITH
Cashier/Average guy

female

You also may be wondering
'' If you had an attractive young woman naked could you actually
make her orgasm so many times that she would agree to be your future wife ''

Yes I could. It may take 60 orgasms at most to change her mind.
You see most men are unable to make a woman orgasm even once.
An those who do have to put a lot of effort into it.
Now most women are like complex control panels.
Most guy fumble around with the controls until something happens.
Even if it was as simple as a unrequired release of vaginal lubrication.
The guy will assume she had an orgasm.
 So unless your willing to press a button and ask '' What did that do ''

You are never going to know what button to press and how long to press it.
Some guys will press and hold the clitoris button.
Which means pressing down hard on the clitoris and rubbing it upward and downward.
This works only 5 percent of the time.
If you don't press hard enough your just teasing her.
If you press to hard it can be painful.
It's like a woman iron gripping your dick with no lubrication.
Once I find the right amount of pressure and rhythm I can operate the controls.

Now what most women don't tell you is that once they
orgasm the first time it is easier to make them orgasm a second times.
Lets say you have six glasses that are empty.
Each glass starts from large to small.
As you pleasure her body a small stream of water pours into the glass.
Slowly and surely the glass fills to the top and she orgasms.
However if you keep pleasuring her the glass starts to over flow.
The overflowing liquid pours into the second cup.
Thus filling the second slightly smaller cup and triggering a second orgasm.
As each larger cup overflows into the smaller cup it fills faster and faster.
Pretty soon the amount of time between orgasms is just a few minutes.
If you keep pleasuring her pussy soon the nerve endings in her clitoris and vagina will be very sensitive.
At this point she will feel every single tiny touch you are doing.
If you force your breath a cross her clitoris she will feel it.
When you get her to this point force is required.
Push her down and lightly lick her clitoris until she orgasms.
When she screams '' I'm cumming. ''
Slide your fingers in her pussy and let her muscles squeeze them.
When she is done gasping for air lean down and lick her clitoris while finger fucking her.
In a few moments she will orgasm again.
If you want to earn a death stare but also give her the best pleasure of her life.
Lick her pussy and clitoris until she starts to breath really quickly.
At that point stop everything your doing.
She will almost orgasm but won't actually make it.
This will earn you the death look. Wait a few moments pretend to gasp for air.
At that point suck on her clitoris as hard as you can.
When she grabs you head and yells '' I'm cumming. ''
Do not stop sucking even if she starts slapping your head.
If you keep sucking it will trigger a second powerful rapid fire orgasm.
Yes women can have rapid fire orgasms. One after another.
If you can trigger this second rapid orgasm during the start of her full length orgasm.
The combination will trigger another rapid orgasm.
Now if you keep sucking her clitoris and fingering her vagina during her orgasms.
You can use the additional pleasure to trigger another orgasm.
 During a normal sex to reach orgasm a woman has a large amount of sensations in her vagina.
These sensations alone allow her to reach orgasm.
But during a 30 second orgasm these average sensations are magnified by 15 times.
The sensations are powerfully pleasureful with out being over whelming.
However a 10 second rapid fire orgasm magnifies the sensations by 30 times.
The sensations are overwhelmingly powerfully pleasureful and drive the person to their limit.
But the sensation only last a moment and vanishes.
When a rapid fired orgasm and a basic orgasm are triggered both at once every
 little sensation is magnified by 45 times.


Which means that something as simple as sucking on a woman's clitoris for a few seconds
would be enough sensation to trigger another orgasm.

If she is having a basic orgasm and a new rapid fire orgasm both at once.
Only to receive a third rapid fire orgasm. This amount of pleasure is enough to trigger another orgasm.
Now I have only been able to do this 5 times in my entire life span.
But if you can make a woman have a basic orgasm, then trigger a rapid fire orgasm during the start of the basic orgasm. The combination will trigger a second rapid fire orgasm. However the combination of the basic orgasm
and the rapid fire orgasm will trigger third rapid fire orgasm. If your are still adding additional stimulation.
The total combination of all that pleasure will trigger both a basic and rapid fire orgasm.
All that is required from me is a light clitoris rubbing to keep her orgasmic.
But if I wanna be evil I can put baby oil on her pussy and rub her clitoris rapidly.
This will cause two things one is a super powerful outrageous orgasm that will cause her to pass out.
Or two an additional basic orgasm is triggered.
If a basic orgasm is triggered I don't need to rub her clitoris any more.
Unless I wanna make her go completely insane.
If a woman is having two basic orgasms while having a rapid fire orgasm the human
body reaches beyond the purge level.
When a woman reaches a certain level of pleasure she orgasms.
The more stimulation the faster she orgasms.
Orgasm is your bodies way of saying here I'll give you some pleasure now leave that alone.
But there is a certain level of pleasure that activates the vagina's purge mode.
Purge mode is where all the muscle contract and push everything out of the vagina.
This is why some women spray liquid when they orgasm.
When a woman has sensitive vaginal nerve endings the sensation created
by the sensitive vaginal walls touching can be very pleasureful.

However as the brain is filled with two basic orgasms and one rapid fire orgasm all at once.
The total combination of all that pleasure will trigger another massive orgasm.
 This orgasm is called the O bomb because it has the overwhelmingly powerful pleasure
of a rapid fire orgasm.
But it has a lot more hang time and last for about 1 minute and 30 seconds.
During this powerful orgasm every nerve ending in her body is on fire.
She could feel a flee fart at this point and it would feel wonderful.
So if you rub her clitoris hard as you can all your doing is increasing the intensity of the next orgasm.
Which oddly enough is triggered on it's own.
If I am rubbing her clitoris now all I am doing is increasing the power of the next orgasm and increasing
the amount of time that it will remain.
I have learned that 30 seconds of clitoris rubbing adds about 2 minutes.
I have actually rubbed a woman's clitoris for 20 minutes.
Which I learned is nearly a days worth.
That may have been alright if I hadn't been foolish enough to fuck her extremely tight pussy for two hours.
So yes it is possible.

jesus?

Now since David Anderson brought it up.
He has asked a few questions.
While in IMVU Chat-room and speaking with born again christian virgins.
They were saying Jesus wants me to remain pure as a virgin until
you get married at age 30. Then your supposed to only fuck to create children.
I stated that my version of Jesus was not a soft spoken man.
He would not react if you punched him in the face.
Who never hit on an attractive woman.
     
When I said my version of Jesus don't roll like that.
You may have asked yourself  '' If your Jesus does not roll like that. How does your Jesus roll ''

Now my version of Jesus is just an average guy white guy with
a well trimmed beard who wears a basic white t-shirt and blue jeans.
New age Jesus has a farmers tan and short wild spiked hair.

Who carries a back pack full of medical supplies and food.
He is trained in both EMT and First aid.
He just goes from place to place helping people and saving lives.
Sometimes he has to fight off evil doers.
Like assist someone who is being mugged or sexually assaulted.
Now modern Jesus has super human abilities he can use but he mostly
relies on his pepper spray and folding steel batons.
When Jesus washes away your past sins and allows you into heaven.
It is kind of like being added to the VIP list of a night club.
When you die and you walk up to the bouncer of heaven.
As long as you asked Jesus to get your back.
The bouncer will let you in.

Ryan Lesner
Apartment 544
60 South Division Avenue
Grand Rapids Michigan 49503

Ryanlesner1982@gmail.com

Hello reader,

My name is Ryan Lesner.
I am a white male with blue eyes and shoulder long jet black hair.
I am not noticeably ugly. But at the same time I am not noticeably handsome either.
I am simply average looking and I often wear a mustache to display that I am a man.

I also do not have any physical limits.
I have access to all my limbs and I can access them as much as I want.
I can walk, jog, run, lift objects and lift other people as well.
I am able to do basic math, drive a car, operate machines, use office technology and use complex phones.

However even with all my skills and education I am unable to maintain my employment.
Every supervisor or manager for every company I have worked for all expressed the same option.
'' You truly are insane. You can not operate like that in the real world.''
This statement normally follows directly after I have responded to a question asked by another employee.

A prime example of this nearly instant firing is when I was employed at Meijers.
I walked in latterly off the street and got a job.
The next day I was paired with an assistant manager to start my training.
Unlucky for me I was paired with a 25 year old goddess that I was so attractive I couldn't
refuse anything she requested of me.
Stack these boxes, Put these pen's on the shelf, Shoot the president.
I simply did whatever she told me to do.
After 20 minutes of stocking items she started talking to me.

It started out as small talk the weather, sports and NEWS worthy items.
I soon ran out of things to talk about she said to her self.

'' This uniform shirt is kind of uncomfortable. I feel like I am wearing a section of carpet.''
She looked at me and asked '' Does this shirt look as uncomfortable as I feel...''
It was a off the cuff sarcastic I hate my uniform type of comment.

I was suppose to say '' Yes you do look uncomfortable. ''
However instead

 I said '' Well considering that the shirt your wearing is a basic cotton shirt it would be comfortable.''

'' If it were the correct size and not one or two sizes to smalls.
It seems to me someone ordered your shirt a size smaller because it would do two things.
 One the smaller size shirt is cheaper and two the smaller size shirt is more fitting.
Which seems to me is what they wanted because your t-shirt is almost skin tight.
I can actually make out ever curve of your attractive body thanks to your uniform.

I was almost afraid and hope full that the produce sprinklers would come on while we were restocking carrots.
Your uniform is so tight I don't know if I should file for sexual harassment or dry fuck you on a stack of duct tape.
I could actually dry fuck you on this stack of duct tape and it would be like I was actually fucking you cause
your uniform is so utterly tight. It is as if you are actually naked. ''

She took a couple of moments to come to grips with what I just said.
When she had a chance to fully process what I had just said to her.
She said '' You would fuck me right here in the rear storage room. ''
I honestly said '' I sure would. I would lick you pussy until you are begging me to fuck you.''
She took my hand and guided me to a employee only restroom.
Once she took off her clothes I did just as I stated.
But as she stood there naked

she said '' You will lick my pussy and not stop until I tell you to stop.''
'' I gotta see if it is actually true. ''

Taking her disbelief as a personal challenge I wanted to prove her wrong.
I actually licked her vagina until she told me to stop.
I recall that I  was licking her clitoris for an hour and 20 minutes.

She was actually trying not to laugh or trying to gasp for air when
 she said '' Please stop. ''
As I was in the middle of an attempt to prove myself as a man to the female assistant manager.
The senior male manager alarmed by the noise used the bathroom doors key and discovers us.
This would have been instant termination.
However I actually kept fucking her even after the door opened.
An upon the managers request to stop fucking his assistant manager.
 I refused to honor his request and with my left foot pushed him out of the bathroom.
Only to then close the bathroom door once again.
Even the assistant manager I was fucking looked shocked by my reaction.
However she soon lost herself to the pleasure of the moment.
I enjoyed myself and so did the assistant manager.
But I soon became tired and my lust full desires soon were full filled.

As I walked into the sales floor I was suddenly face to face with an angry senior manger.
Who at once said '' What the hell do you think you are doing with my daughter? ''
I simply said '' I was having sex with an attractive woman who was wearing a skin tight uniform. ''
'' Her clothes were so utterly tight I couldn't help myself. ''
'' You should of just put a huge sign on her head that said attractive goddess with blinking lights.''
'' I had no choice. I was completely hypnotized by a heart shaped ass.''
The senior manager then said 
 '' You truly are insane. Your totally nuts. You can not operate like that in the real world.''  

I have had 22 different managers tell me I am completely insane.
But it always happens after someone ask me a question about something.
An it is normally an every day normal question that employees ask each other.
Like '' I am buying my girlfriend this shirt. What do you think ''
Or '' Do you think my grand mother would like a blender for Christmas ''
Or '' Would I look stupid if I wear blue jeans with a blue Walmart uniform shirt ''

Oddly enough even stupid questions where I should just say.
'' Yes that shirt would look great on your girlfriend.''
'' Yes your grand mother would love a blender. ''
'' No I do not think a blue shirt with blue pants looks stupid. ''
However I never give such responses because these people want to know what I honestly think.
So I end up saying stuff that nearly traumatized the person asking the question.
When a guy ask me '' What do you think of this shirt ''
I ask '' Who is it for ''
When he responds '' It is for my girlfriend.''
 and produces an attractive image stored on his cell phone.
I have to comment on how attractive she is because I am looking at an attractive image of her.
I then say '' Wow your girlfriend is very attractive. You must be fucking her as much as possible. ''
Which is where the conversation gets weird cause even if his
girlfriend is a sexual goddess they won't be having sex.
Most grown men who are buying clothes for 20 year old women who wear white gold crosses
are either fathers of that female or are guys who are in the middle of a midlife crisis.
Who recently married said woman..
That or the guy is a religious weird O who believes all sex is a sin.    

Even if the mans wife is a sexual goddess who is begging him for an orgasm each day at noon.
She could look him in the eyes and say " put your cock in vagina or I'll finger your ass. "
He will refuse both offers and walk away.
There is no way in hell sex is gonna happen within a year.
 Not even fore play or heavy petting.

Simply because this guy is carrying an official church verified virgin card.
A waiting for marriage virgin who has no sexual desires at all.
A guy who has an attractive woman as his girl friend and has no sexual desires toward her.
A guy who has chosen to go through life in Chasity.
With no connection to his groin. A life with no penis and testicles.
A groin less man wants my advice on what type of shirt to buy his girlfriend.

Since it doesn't matter either way. I normally pick something outrageous and revealing.
Like a tube top that is three sizes to small so cleavage spills out into the V neck.
An it causes every guy who looks at her chest get an instant erection.
   That way so she will get hit on by a guy with a functional dick.
So she won't spend her entire life with contently limp cock poor excuse of a man.
Who only gets semi hard due to the excitement caused by talking about Jesus healing the sick.

Now if your dick gets semi hard or fully erect while your talking about Jesus healing a blind guy.
Then you have some major troubles and need a swift kick in the balls.
I mean even if the blind guy said

'' Jesus I was licking my wives pussy and when I was licking my second wife's vagina.
  A mist like liquid sprayed me in my eyes and I went blind. ''

The idea is not so utterly sexy that you should instantly get an erection.
The only way such an event would make your dick hard is if you find
the idea of a muscle bound guy with a beard dressed in nothing but a blanket sexy.
An if you do find that sexy your clearly are a homosexual and Jesus don't roll that way.

But the entire idea that some people are homosexually attracted to Jesus explains a lot.
Why else would a guy with an attractive girlfriend not want to at least kiss her.
He doesn't want to kiss his attractive girlfriend. He secretly wants to lock lips with Jesus.
Well if he wants to make out with the winner of the Jesus look a like contest.
He can go ahead and do that. While he's being a holly homosexual.
I will be invalidating his attractive 25 year old girl friends virgin card.
After all I am pretty sure she would be begging for an orgasm at that point.
An after about 30 orgasms she would be my future wife.

turtle sandwiches

A turtle is not able to eat a sandwich...
The turtle I gave a peanut butter sandwich to simply looked at it.
An for an hour proceed to eat just the bread.
So no turtles will not eat sandwiches....

Can I die?

Today I awoke hungry as always and I made some standard scrambled eggs and toast.

I took a look around my apartment wishing I had something to do other then pray for death.

If I only had a fortune I received upon my parents death like every other person I know.

Then maybe I could of at least had something to do to distract me from my desire to die.

If I had a game console that wasn't broken like an x-box one I could toss my desire for death onto the

fake monsters inside the gaming system. However I have been unable to get one...

Maybe I could locate someone who has one and murder them and steal their X-box one.

It will be perfectly alright as long as I don't leave behind and DNA, finger prints or witnesses.

At this point I would choke someone to death with my bare hands until they died if it truly

means I would walk away with all of that persons electronic stuff.