jesus?

Now since David Anderson brought it up.
He has asked a few questions.
While in IMVU Chat-room and speaking with born again christian virgins.
They were saying Jesus wants me to remain pure as a virgin until
you get married at age 30. Then your supposed to only fuck to create children.
I stated that my version of Jesus was not a soft spoken man.
He would not react if you punched him in the face.
Who never hit on an attractive woman.
     
When I said my version of Jesus don't roll like that.
You may have asked yourself  '' If your Jesus does not roll like that. How does your Jesus roll ''

Now my version of Jesus is just an average guy white guy with
a well trimmed beard who wears a basic white t-shirt and blue jeans.
New age Jesus has a farmers tan and short wild spiked hair.

Who carries a back pack full of medical supplies and food.
He is trained in both EMT and First aid.
He just goes from place to place helping people and saving lives.
Sometimes he has to fight off evil doers.
Like assist someone who is being mugged or sexually assaulted.
Now modern Jesus has super human abilities he can use but he mostly
relies on his pepper spray and folding steel batons.
When Jesus washes away your past sins and allows you into heaven.
It is kind of like being added to the VIP list of a night club.
When you die and you walk up to the bouncer of heaven.
As long as you asked Jesus to get your back.
The bouncer will let you in.