Recently while on Google searching for free or 90% off items. I found a internet sight called Shannon.
Shannon had items at 85% off and after I was on her sight for 6 seconds I realized it was a sex toy website.
The website had full size silicone love dolls with functional mouth, anus and vagina.
I wonder how much are these dolls? They were $100.00 plus shipping.
I simply said " Where is the money fairy at when I need her? "
An I know what your thinking. Your like " Money fairy? What The Fuck? "
As you play lottery a sexually attractive fairy will float down and land on your shoulder.
She whispers the numbers in your ear...Only if you have been a good person.
Hey if you believe an angel will descend from heaven upon your death.
Why can't you believe in the money fairy?
Anyway when I saw that the website had fully functional sentence speaking love doll with
realistic wig hair I said " I could love that doll intensely. "
However the dream of being able to screw a plastic vagina whenever I wish vanished when I
remember that I had no money and no income. However if you purchased a lover/sex doll and
you didn't open the box or simply got a newer model later an you wish to get rid of it.
Please clean it up and mail it too me at.....
Ryan Lesner
Apartment 544
60 south Division Avenue
Grand Rapids Michigan 49503
However if you manufacturer lover/sex dolls and have products that are
UN retail-able or sold due to minor damages such as a missing plastic eye
or missing toes or misshapen body feel free to mail all such products
to my address.
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